A towering French dame totally ignores the law and environment, cheerfully smokes the sky and personifies the USA. A little Belgian schmendrick holds the same disregard, joyfully piddles the downtown and personifies the European Union. This novel's piddler personifies nobody and tactfully says nothing about Brussels' pee drinkers.
     History knows no shortest, most horrible and intense schlock than the Kursk Battle -- all bloodbaths' little-known schlepp mother that saved Yanks and Britons in Italy.
     1941. Fuhrer teaches geography to Roma, three. His dad, the Red Army's lieutenant, saves him from Kiev's noted 36-hour slaughter orgy of Jews. The boy grows up in Dad's Rearguard advancing from Kursk to Germany.
     His emotional awakening, family members' escapades, derisive living truth, eccentricity and idioms trigger smiles, thrills, and bittersweet tears. Atrocities make just a waning setting in this sweeping, witty, and passionate novel knocking the socks off, unless readers wear pantyhose.

1. If Mr. God Had A Clear Conscience,
2. Fiddler on the Roof
3. Frieda's Choice
4. Fie in the Sky, Manna from Heaven, Tsob and Tsobe
5. The Jewish Volksdeutsche
6. Crimeless Punishments, Unpunished Crimes and Babi Yar Bloodbath
7. Mein Krampf
8. In a Dead Horse's Harness
9. All Things in the World are Feces... Except Urine
10. Piddler on the Roof
11. Fiddles on the Hoof
12. Pavlovian Ass in the Rearguard's Vanguard
13. Backwater Turns to Front-Water Hell
14. Parasitic Nobody's Dead Horse
15. The Babi Yar Key
16. The Lost Generation and the Found Sheep
17. Blitz Fritz
18. Jack Abrahamovich the Jewish Shepherd Dog
19. The Jewish Nation's Shame
20. Putz Ivanovich the Russian Shepherd Dog
21. Hannibals, Cannibals, Pigs and Feeders on the Hoof
22. Coming Home to Roust